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Scientists confirm time wasted reading news cannot be reclaimed  ✦  Local man wins argument on the internet; world still chaos  ✦  Global summit ends with everyone agreeing to disagree more efficiently  ✦  AI solves climate change, gets distracted by cat pictures  ✦  Economists stunned as economy does economy things  ✦ 
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Wednesday, February 25, 2026